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I enjoy long walks on the beach, dinner for two and playing dress-up with my stuffed dead dog.

"Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."

ellenpageofficial:

kobetyrant:

llttlemermaid:

OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

spread this like wildfire

rp partner: i suppose our muses could be happy for once
me: or
me: OR
me: we kill them
Anonymous said: A Blink 182 tour with Angels and Airwaves and +44 as the opening bands is all I ask

ifuckingloveblink:

That is what dreams are made of

Just the thought of it made me orgasm. 

sublimemichael:

Come on let me hold you…..

touch you……

feel you…….

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sotteri:

Ship hard and die crying

puppies in a laundry basket! ( x )