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I enjoy long walks on the beach, dinner for two and playing dress-up with my stuffed dead dog.

"Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."

indigesti0n:

blink 182 is so weird cause one second you’re listening to a song about blow jobs and then all of the sudden adams song comes on and you’re on the floor crying

Don’t get me wrong I like being a woman but honestly … It pains me that I’m not able to grow a pornstache.

I mean look at it:

It’s fucking beautiful.

agusarmstrong:

I love Tom’s accent. #tomdelonge #delonge #blink182 #markhoppus #hoppus #staytogetherforthekids #accent

agusarmstrong:

I love Tom’s accent. #tomdelonge #delonge #blink182 #markhoppus #hoppus #staytogetherforthekids #accent

creamyburrito:

BABY GOLDEN RETRIEVER BEING A NOOT NOOT

tomdelongue:

'The Flight Of Apollo' is really about the idea that you can pick up somebody when they're down. If you love people and human beings, you can see yourself in their shoes, and that's what friends are for. And the idea that life shouldn't hurt so badly, you know… I remember when we were writing the words for it, that all the shapes and colors of the earth are specifically for life not to hurt. So, when you have a bad day, or you have some bad things going down, you fail to realize the beauty of all the color and all the shapes of the universe around you.

- Tom DeLonge x

 

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

"BILLY NO"

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

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It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

themexicanpirate:

sammispector:

How come we ship Tom and Mark as Tomark but we’ve never thought to ship them as Mom?
Mom is way cooler.

no

This is the greatest idea ever! And it gives a whole other meaning to "I fucked your mom."