I enjoy long walks on the beach, dinner for two and playing dress-up with my stuffed dead dog.
"Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."
rp partner: i suppose our muses could be happy for once
me: we kill them
Anonymous said: A Blink 182 tour with Angels and Airwaves and +44 as the opening bands is all I ask
Just the thought of it made me orgasm.