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I enjoy long walks on the beach, dinner for two and playing dress-up with my stuffed dead dog.

"Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."

Anonymous said: A Blink 182 tour with Angels and Airwaves and +44 as the opening bands is all I ask

ifuckingloveblink:

That is what dreams are made of

Just the thought of it made me orgasm. 

sublimemichael:

Come on let me hold you…..

touch you……

feel you…….

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sotteri:

Ship hard and die crying

puppies in a laundry basket! ( x )

indigesti0n:

blink 182 is so weird cause one second you’re listening to a song about blow jobs and then all of the sudden adams song comes on and you’re on the floor crying

Don’t get me wrong I like being a woman but honestly … It pains me that I’m not able to grow a pornstache.

I mean look at it:

It’s fucking beautiful.